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Taco Bell's Crunchwrap Supreme Review
Written by Raffman on August 9th, 2005
Price: $3.83

For years now, Taco Bell has been one of the late night heavyweights for thousands of drunk, hungry college kids across the nation. With more and more fast food restaurants taking the late night plunge, competition rose and the race began to create the perfect drunken snack. Enter in quite possibly the fast food world's most incredible concoction: Taco Bell's Crunchwrap Supreme. This delicious new treat from the border is a tostada shell with beef and nacho cheese on the bottom and tomatoes, lettuce, and sour cream on top, with the entire thing wrapped up in a soft flour tortilla and grilled to perfection. Not a fan of Taco Bell's grade F beef? Then feel free to switch it out for your choice of either steak or chicken! Getting hungry yet? Well hang on because it gets even better; you can get one of these bad boys along with a regular hard or soft taco of your choice and a large drink for under $4! If that doesn't turn the average, drunken college student on I don't know what will.

Now while making love to one of these is incredible, please don't forget that it is still Taco Bell, and fast food is fast food. So in other words, unless you've got a trusty HealthStep, you may want to devour one of these sexy, mexican treats within sprinting distance of a bathroom. With that being said, if you're one of those drunks who can never seem to hold on to your liquor, take some extra precautions because spewing up cheap, greasy nacho cheese sauce is never fun. Especially if it doesn't end up in the toilet. All criticisms aside though, the new Crunchwrap Supreme quite possibly is the greatest Drunk Food invention this world has or will ever see. Yes, this thing is that good. Here's a quick breakdown of how the Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme scored on our grading scales:

Drunk Food Rating:
(4/4)

Sober Food Rating:
(3/4)

Okay, so to no one's surprise it's not as good sober as it is after a dozen shots of rail tequila, but it's still delicious and still very much worth the cheap price. For your own safety though people, and for your roomates courtesy, please enjoy the Crunchwrap Supreme safely; which means either wear a fuckin diaper or eat it on the toilet because while it is absolutely delicious, it is once again still fast food. What are you waiting for? Make a run for the border!

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