Reality Bedding's Sexy Comforters Review - Random Ass Reviews at College Downtime

Reality Bedding's Sexy Comforters Review
Written by Raffman on August 25th, 2006
Price: $59.95 - Twin, $89.95 - Queen

You know, I've had a few threesomes in my day; I'm not gonna lie. A fivesome though was something that was always out of reach, that is until now. You see, thanks to Reality Bedding I can sleep with four freakishly beautiful women every single night, consensually. (That was a joke ladies.) You don't have to buy these girls drinks at the bar, and there's no smooth talking needed; these gorgeous females will be waiting for you in your bed every single night you stumble home after the bar. To add icing to the proverbial cake, these girls don't care how you sleep with them. Feel like sleeping on top tonight? No problem, they're down! Actually, it's not a down comfortor, although that would've been a sweet joke! Not an on-top kinda guy? Then sleep underneath! I actually prefer spooning all four of them at the same time, although that's just me.

Every single sexy comforter from Reality Bedding is made in 100% cotton, 100% polyester, and comes equipped with an ultra-soft 220 thread count that actually feels more like 300 or 400. All the images that I've spooned with are dye-sublimated right into the comforter, so you're not getting a cheap screenprint. Furthermore, they're also incredibly easy to clean. Last night I was drinking Cristal with my four new roomates, and I accidentally spilled some on the bed. An hour later I opened the washing machine and the stain was gone, but the lovely ladies still looked hot as hell. They also come in twin and queen sizes, which just happen to be the two most popular college choices; coincidence? I think not!

I've been a damn proud owner of the "Sleeping Beauties" comforter for a week now, and I am one happy fricken customer. I'm getting more sleep every night, I've lost twelve pounds since Monday, my late dog came back to life, and I've gone on six dates this week. Oh, I also bought a bottle of absinthe, so the dog reviving himself must've been one of those hallucinations. I honestly have gotton more sleep this week though, seriously, and it's all thanks to my bad ass new comforter. If you want to have the sickest bed on your dorm floor or in the entire fraternity house, you need a comforter from Reality Bedding. Top notch, Spaulding, top notch!

Sexy Comforter Rating:
(4/4)

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