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Trick or Fucking Treat...
Written by Dietrich on November 4 - 2004
College Drunk Fest   Entensity   Raffman   Ebaums World   Mucho Sucko
We’ll I’m drunk on a Wed. Night…which makes this post so much better…

Isn’t it a wonderful…George W. Bush has won another 4 years. Couldn’t ask for anything more. People can say what they want, but our country is about to experience 4 straight years of economic recovery with one of the largest growths in job in the history of the United States. We will be safer then we have ever been. I’m excited…By the way, I’ll be running for President in 2020. Vote Dietrich…

Anyway…this past weekend was Southern Illinois University-Carbondale’s Greek Sing. It’s where all the cool Greek houses put on a show for their respected philanthropies. The show was fucking awesome…I think the emcee’s were the best, though. It does help that myself and my buddy Tony were 2 of the 3 hosts. We had the fucking hot girl with us, which made it all the better. She kept telling us she could do anything sexual with us until after the show…all I can say is WOW…

Halloween was fucking awesome. I went as Michael Jackson…but there was a twist…I had a kid strapped to my crotch. Rather then singing thriller all night, I was yelling “shocker”. Fucking key, that’s all I can say. I had hot vag walking up to me all night wanting to take pictures. By far the greatest costume I have ever had.

Went to the movies to see saw the other night, FUCKING SUCKED. That was by far the worst acting job I have ever seen. Those dumb bitches couldn’t make me believe they were hurt for anything. The only good part was the fucking ending. Sweet twist at the end.

Oh well, kinda short this time, but who the fuck cares, I write my own shit now bitches… Email me with some fucking sweet stories so I can post that shit. Other then that, post suggestions or comments in the fucking forums so I can have something to read and possible do something about. Until next time…Be Careful Bitches…


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