Two Auburn Grads Joke
Funny Joke Submitted By: Raffman
Two Auburn grads had bought a couple of horses that they used to make some money during the summer. But when winter came, they found that it cost too much to board them. So they turned the horses loose in a pasture where there was plenty to eat. "How will we tell yours from mine when we pick them up?" the first Auburn guy asked.
"Easy," replied the second. "We'll cut the mane off my horse and the tail off yours."
By spring, the mane and tail had grown back to normal length. "Now what are we going to do?" asked the first.
The second replied, "Well, why don't you just take the black one and I'll take the white one."
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