Funny Drunk Story: Major Face-Plant
Took Place: Not telling.

I love to party and it was one of them weekends were all you wanna do is party. Well i was at a friends house and it was all us girls and some guys. Well the guys that we hang out with ride the bmx bikes everywhere and they happened to leave them outside of my friends place.

Well a friend and I decided that we wanted to go for a bike ride. Now my friend wasnt drunk enough to have to worry about falling off the bike but i was, I could barely stand im surprised i even made it to the bike. But anyways we live in a small town and we just wanted to go for a little bikeride around the town so we stole the guys' bikes and took off.

I was doing better than i expected to be doing although my friend was way ahead of me. We got near downtown which was completely empty and we seen a cop, well my friend yelled at me to bike faster and i had to. We got around the corner that way they wouldnt see us and BANG I whiped out, and I have never whiped out so bad. The bike hot a curb, I flew over the handle bars, smaked off the ground face first and I slid on my face for about 2 meters. My friend told me i was knocked out for about 5 minutes and i just layed on the side of the road and i was only with her.

When i did get back up I walked the bike home and went back and partied. Everyone told me i had a huge mark on my face and oh my god when i woke up the next morning I did it covered my whole cheek and above my eye and it gave me a bad black eye. And it hurt so bad i went to the hospital and it turns out I cracked my upper cheek bone. So I dont think I'm ever going to attempt to ride a bike when I'm drunk again.

Submitted By: Lindsey
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