Funny Drunk Story: Lucky I'm Alive
Took Place: Western

After a tough week of exams me and my friends decided to get really messed up. So we picked up a 60 of Captain Morgans and headed to a friends house to get drunk before we went to this Irish bar.

So I had a couple drinks when someone pulled out this huge novelty shot glass, it could hold about 10 ounces. So being already half-cut, I decided to pour my self a gigantic shot and downed it. The next thing I remember was walking down the street and a bad part of town talking to a homeless guy. I ended up sitting in a homeless shelter because I was freezing (it being Washington) and only wearing a T shirt.

I must have given the bum some money cause I remember having a lot but not any left in the morning. I then wandered further into the bad part of town and stumbled into the middle of the road where the police were doing a roadblock. I remember them telling me to get off the street, I was surprised they didnt throw me in the drunk tank.

After about and hour of walking around by myself I finally found the bar my friends were at (by fluke). They told me I walked in the door and kicked a stool over and asked my friends how the hell I ended up with a homeless guy. Turns out I walked off with the guy and my friends just stood there and watched.

So we left that place and we tryed to get into a club but they wouldnt let me in because I was too pissed. Instead we walked across the street to a club where we knew the bouncer. My friends headed for the dance floor while I passed out on a couch. At roughly, 4am we called a taxi and headed home. The next friday at 4am, 3 people were shot at the exact spot we were standing a week before. I havent drank since.



Submitted By: Blax
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