Funny Drunk Story: Subway Bandit
Took Place: Charleston

I got fucked up all day and didnt eat anything. The last thing I remember were the pitchers of margaritas. I later allegedly wandered off from the bar by myself (something I seem to do alot when I blackout). Aparently i was pretty hungry and had a hankering for Subway. Just my luck the door had been left unlocked.

So i went in took a piss, fell on the floor then tried to make my own sandwich when i was greeted by 2 cops with guns drawn on me. Apparently all I said was welcome to subway then they asked what the fuck I was doin and all I said was I was starvin. Next thing I remember I was in a cell askin if I could leave yet assuming I was just in jail for public drunkeness or somethin.

I got a little suspicious when I was was put in shacklesand transported to another jail. When we got there the cop freaked out on me because I left myself out of the car even though I was in cuffs then let out the female prisioners in the back. When i got to the other jail I became aware of my appearance, a skinny 19 year old white boy wearing a green eggs and ham t-shirt that i had been wearing as an undershirt.

Then some huge guy said he wanted to rape me but luckily they didnt put me in the same cell as him. I spent the rest of my time in jail watchin TV with an old black man.



Submitted By: Will
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