Funny Drunk Story: Mugging
Took Place: Charleston

One night I decided to get real fucked up. I went to the usual bar then blacked out. Apparently I went to another bar in the ghetto after the other bar closed. I made the genuis decision to try to be the first to walk home from this bar and on top of it by myself. As I was walking back i saw a group of black guys and genuisly stuck up a conversation with them about god knows what. Then a brother came up to me and told me to go around a house with him so i tolod him no. Then he said "no you need to come around this house with me", so i told him to fuck off.

He then got me in a headlock and punched me about 20 times in the face. Then I broke free and put up my fists but I was so drunk I could block or land a punch and everytime I got punched I fell on the ground got back up and repeated the process.

After about 10 more punches I guess I got knocked out. I came back to and the guy was going thru my pockets so I punched him as hard as I could in the face. Bad idea. He then procceded to wail on my face. I put up a good fight even though it turned out I left my wallet at home and didnt even have any money left from the bar. After the guy ran away I walked bout 4 miles with a huge gash above my eye that I was unaware of.

When I got back towards campus i spotted a party and went in. There were about 40 hippies there. When I came up they all rushed up to me and were like, "Oh my god what can we do for you?" I was unaware that I was covered in blood and bruised so I responded in a confused voice by sayin, "Can I have a beer." So I got one and was just shooting the shit when I was attacked by hippies with alcohol swabs trying to nurse my wounds and i was just swatting at 'em.

I left when the sun came up and went to get some smokes. I then walked 12 blocks to the medical university. Apparently every building is marked medical university. I finally found someone and asked if there were any doctors. He replied like a smart-ass saying "this guy wants to know if there's any doctors here ha." I responded by sayin, "look man im bleedin out my face dont give me this shit" I finally got 9 stitches went home and finally got some sleep.



Submitted By: Will
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