Funny Drunk Story: Passing Out In a Bush
Took Place: Purdue

One night two of my pledge brothers and I decide we want to go to the Cactus which is a real popular bar around Purdue where one of our bros works. However we arent 21 so we have him sneak us in by acting like he looks at our ids and lets us in. So we go and we're drinkin and my roommate decides to play rock paper scissors. Real fun when ur drunk but I got smoked. Then he decides to buy me some jeagerbombs. Delicious. The next thing I remember after this is waking up in a random ass apartment. So I get up and start walkin around when I notice my ankle hurts like a bitch. I look at it and its black and blue and purple and just nasty. So I go upstairs in this apartment and look in one room. Didnt know the girl sleepin in there. Go to the next room...didnt know the girl sleeping there either. Went to the third room and again didnt know the girl. All of a sudden she wakes up and says "Hey you look cold, you want a blanket?" so of course I said "Sure". I went back downstairs and fell asleep. Then I wake up and all three girls are sittin next to me on the couch. One says "Hey we need to leave so you probably will want to also." So I said "Um ok but...who are you?!?!?!" She goes "Well we found you passed out in a bush in front of the travel lodge last night, we left earlier today and left you a note in case you woke up...its in your pocket." So I bust out the note and read it. It says "Greg/Craig/Karl We found you passed out in front of the travel lodge in a bush so we brough you back to our apartment cause we felt bad. We tried to ice your ankle cause you said it hurt but you started screaming. You also got up and shit and pissed in the toilet but didnt flush. Then you started walking around the apartment with your pants down chasing our friend. Finally we got you to pass out on the couch. We hope you appreciate our help and if you find someone else ever in a bush, help them out." So it turns out I ended up getting kicked out of the cactus then stumbled about 200 feet before spraining my ankle and falling into a shrub in front of a ghetto ass travel lodge which is on one of the busiest streets at Purdue. I owe them my life.

Submitted By: Lunchbox
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