Funny Drunk Story: Never Drink the Rock Again
Took Place: ISU

Yeah so back in the day a bunch of new of this women, it you could call her that, that would walk around hallways and plain and simple ask men to fuck her. Now I myself never took part in the gang bangs, but i would sit, watch, and cheer like any other red blooded american man should do. So one night after getting every hole in her body stuffed she asked me and a buddy of mine for a ride home. Now being the thoughtfull nice drunk that I am I thought the dirty slut deserved a ride home, i mean shit i was surprised she could even walk. So we hop in his POS car and start to take her home. In the car there are a driver, someone in the passenger seat, and me and her in the backseat. The dirty bitch all of a sudden starts to take off her pants and finger herself. (Note to readers her pussy smelt so bad that we had to roll down the windows). So this is interseting to watch but on the other hand my drunk ass is starting to have all sorts of ideas running through my head. I finish off the rest of the Rolling Rock that I head and she tells me to stick the bottle up her. Laughing i plunge the light green bottle backwards up this smelly bitches pussy as she starts to orgasim all over the place. Its key to note that no one in the car recieved any sexual gratifaction fromt this, but hey how many people can you say have shoved a beer bottle backwords up a girl

Submitted By: The Schue
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