Funny Drunk Story: Who Needs a Toliet??
Took Place: ISU

So after a long night of being extreamly fucked up, i wake up and attempt to stumble my sexy ass to the chouch. Keep in mind that I heart this couch, there has been days where i didn't get off this couch for 17 stright hours. So the couch is basiclly my couch, and to my dismay this morning my roomate was sound asleep on it. He had gone to bed with a lady the previous night, so logically my still drunk ass was confused. All of a sudden i hear a crinkling sound coming from his room. I peak in and see the drunken beauty rolling around in news paper. Appaerntly my roomate had pissed his bed ( with here next to him, through down some newspaper, big daddy style, changed then went to sleep on my couch. Meanwhile sleeping beauty had been sleeping in his pissed soaked, newspaper coverd bed all night, and for many hours to come.

Submitted By: The Schue
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