Funny Drunk Story: Naked Roommate
Took Place: A College in the South

Great Story: My friends and I went to a football game last year and this is a college known for a lot of drinking. My roommate and his girlfriend were supposed to be coming with us, but somehow they got lost in the tailgaiting. So the rest of us go to the game and our team is kicking the shit out of them, so we leave. We get back to our dorm and I go upstairs to do God knows what and I see someone lying in the hallway. I mosy on over and low and behold it's my roommate. He's passed out drunk and naked except for his boxers. Well, I get his fat ass back to the room and he manages to crawl into bed. So now I've been drinking for about 5-6 hours now and I need to take a piss. So I walk into the bathroom, take a piss and as I'm leaving I see someone's foot sticking out of one of the stalls. I open it up to find my fat roommate's fat girlfriend passed out (apparently after puking). She is COMPLETELY NAKED, not a good sight trust me. Me being the caring person I am go and get her some clothes because I refuse to carry her while she's naked. She puts on enough to be decent and I help her back to our room and let her pass out right next to her dumbass boyfriend. This was most definately a bad experience that will take years of therapy to get over, and if you had seen this girl, you would know what I'm talking about.

Submitted By: RFC
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