Ass Hole Drinking Game
Drinking Game Submitted By: Mango

Drinking Game Directions: Most everyone knows how to play this game and yeah I understand that there are a million different rules to this game so if this isnt the way you play well too bad. So here goes You will need atleast three people to play this or it will be really dumb. Idealy play this with 5 or more people. First sit in a circle around a table and deal out all the cards. Typically not everyone will end up with the same amount of cards. Then the person with the three of clubs gets to go first. The object of this game is to get rid of all of your cards. In order to play a card you have to beat the card that was previously laid down. IE you have to have a higher card. This goes around the circle until someone cant play over the previous card. That person then has to drink. We always play that if you cant beat a card and you have a pair or three of a kind that you can play it on the single card. Some people dont play this way but we do. Another thing you can do if you dont have a higher card is lay down a two if you have one this clears the cards on the table and you get to throw down another card. If you dont have a higher card or a two you can lay down a 4. A 4 is a social meaning everyone has to drink. This however does not clear the cards and the following person needs to beat the card that was placed down before the 4. Through out this entire game you must drink everytime you get skipped. Getting skipped means now being able to play a card. This game goes on until everyone has run out of cards. The order goes first person to run out is President second to run out is vice president third to run out is treasure, fourth to run out is secretary, fifth to run out is just beerbitch and sixth to run out is asshole. Now the next round played you get up and sit in the order in which you finished. Everytime someone needs a beer the beer bitch has to go get it and everytime someone gets pissed off they can tell the asshole to drink except when he is dealing. When the asshole is dealing he can tell anyone he wants to drink. As soon as the last card is delt he is fair game. Now you can tell anyone that is of a lower rank than you to drink whenever you want. IE president can tell anyone they want to drink whenever they want and so on. After you are president twice you can make a rule. This Rule can be anything you want. Such as everytime you have to drink everyone has to yell PETERSON is a queer or whatever you happen to make your rule.


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