Let's face it, folks. Madonna has to be the front runner, as we all know they both enjoyed this epic kiss in front of the entire world. Plus if Britney and Madonna become an item Ms. Spears' kids can play with Madonna's new African kid. Wouldn't that be a happy family?
Who the fuck is Durf? He's this random dude I found on MySpace this morning when I went to login; you can check out his profile here. Britney is reportedly looking for a teddy-bear-ish type guy, that's great with kids so Durf has to be in the mix, don't ya think? I mean come on, his "general interests" says it all: "Getting crushed and humping chicks".
How about Michael Kidblount? The kid has to be like 21 years old now, and if he's still got that sweet mullet you know he's gotta be in Britney's list of finalists. Kidblount has proved his dedication over the years by staying celibet, so keep your eyes peeled on Yahoo Chat. If "FamousSingleMom" logs in and PM's him, look out.
Is this asking too much? Actually I really don't want anything to do with anythin Kevin Federline affiliated, but what the hell, I'll nominate myself anyway. I bring more to the table than Madonna (a la male anatomy), but I think Michael Kidblound and Durf are the male front runners.
That's right, what about you? Now's your chance to propose your undying love for Britney; send in your "singles ad" by emailin me and I'll post the best/funniest one right here with your mug! It's been rumored that Ms. Spears' homepage is College Downtime, so what have you got to lose? Send yours in today!
Britney Spears Divorce
Added by Raffman on November 7th, 2006
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Breaking news! Britney Spears has officially called it quits with douchebag Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences among many other complaints. Spears is asking for legal and physical custody of their two children, 1-year-old Sean Preston and 2-month-old Jayden James.
You know what this means, don't you? Britney Spears is back on the market again! Sure she's got some extra baggage, but who cares she's still insanely hot and pretty damn wealthy.
Since she's single and all now, it's only natural to speculate who she'll hook up or eventually tie up with next. Here are some early favorites according to the College Downtime News Team:
