Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ

Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ
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1	Don't go away! I'll be right back at the next commercial break.
2	Shhhh... I'm watching a movie.
3	Sometimes my mom says if you sit too close to the TV your eyes will go bad. So I decided since my eyes are already bad sitting too close to the TV will make them better.
4	I was hungry so I went to the movies to get some candy and popcorn.
5	People say that I should exercise more... so I've taken up the sport of channel surfing!
6	Pursuing higher education in the form of cinema.
7	I am now converting from human to couch potato.
8	I am staring at a magical box in a land far far away... Actually, I'm just watching TV in the next room.
9	Being entertained by a steady stream of electrons being shot onto a glass screen.
10	I'm watching a movie right now so go away before I start throwing popcorn at you.
11	The man on television said to stay tuned so I can't talk to you right now.
12	Watching porn, you know what to do.
13	Channel surfing.
14	Gone surfing with the TV.
15	I'm away talking to the television only because the fridge is mad at me.
16	i like to wach blues clues and think about you
17	Spending time with man's best friend... the TV.
18	People say TV rots your brain but it's just like a book, only with pictures and sound.
19	My fingers hurt from typing, so now I'm making them hurt from flipping through the channels.
20	People say that I should exercise more... so I've taken up the sport of channel surfing!
21	Television is the one thing that controls the young population of teenage minds and I happen to be one of those mindless teens.
22	I'll be right back after these messages...
23	I got two letters for you: T and V.
24	How can anybody hate TV? It gives so much and asks for so little.
25	Perfecting the art of couch-potatoeing.
26	People say that TV rots yor brian... braine ...brane ... Ohh forget it.
27	I went to the movies; I'll be back when I run out of soda and popcorn.
28	I'm having a staring contest with my TV.
29	My brain is getting full so I'm trying to clear it by watching some TV.
30	There is nothing more educational than TV and there is nothing healthier than eating greasy potato chips on the couch. Guess what I'm doing?
31	Getting my daily dose of vitamins T and V.
32	Glued to the TV. Literally.
33	Pursuing higher education in the form of cinema.
34	ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRS_U_WXYZ... If your wondering where the T and V are, I'm watching it.
35	The man on television said to stay tuned so I can't talk to you right now.
36	I am now converting from human to couch potato.
37	Don't you know what time it is? It's %t that means that my show is on ... now why would I waste my time online when I could be watching tv???
38	If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
39	Let me be. I'm with the TV.
40	Dont you touch that remote, or mouse for that matter, I will be back at the next commercial break.
41	Channel surfing.
42	Exercise it good for me, I'm clicking and clicking to find something good on TV.
43	TV makes you lose brain cells no wonder why I'm getting F's .... bbl I'm watching TV.
44	I'm away talking to the television only because the fridge is mad at me.
45	Shhhh... I'm watching a movie.
46	Im Paying Homage to the TV god!
47	Don't go away! I'll be right back at the next commercial break.
48	I am sitting on the TV, watching the couch.
49	I am now converting from human to couch potato.
50	Being entertained by a steady stream of electrons being shot onto a glass screen.
51	Finding something better to do with my life a.k.a watchin tv
52	Gone surfing with the TV.
53	I'm doing somethig much more productive than sitting in front of the computer screen. I'm sitting in front of the TV.
54	Did you know the average person watched 7 years of TV their whole life? Well I'm making Sure I don't miss out on a single minute!
55	I will be right back, the TV isn't going to watch itself.
56	My eyes got tired from looking at the computer monitor so they are resting looking at the TV. When they get tierd of looking at the TV, I will return.
57	I am not available because I am watching movie on my computer game that takes up the whole screen.
58	Hey Guyz! Whats up? Im Chillin With Spongebob. He asked to watch TV so thats what where doin. We might go Jelly fishin Later if you wanna join call us...
59	The man on television said to stay tuned so I can't talk to you right now.
60	Sometimes my mom says if you sit too close to the TV your eyes will go bad. So I decided since my eyes are already bad sitting too close to the TV will make them better.
61	Sorry, something more interesting than you is on television right now. Leave a message.
62	Im watching TV because It's Better than Watching you say nothing.
63	I am staring at a magical box in a land far far away... Actually, I'm just watching TV in the next room.
64	I'm rotting in front of the television.
65	Takin a Squarepants break!
66	Takin a Squarepants break!
67	I'm spending some quality time with the TV remote.
68	The man on television said to stay tuned so I can't talk to you right now.
69	I'm watching a movie right now so go away before I start throwing popcorn at you.
70	Buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy...If you guessed that I'm watching Buffy, you're right.
71	I'm watching tv right now, one of the many ways to get away from you.
72	Living my life through a magical box. It's much better than real life, and everyone always says something funny right before the commercial.
73	Staring at the big black box, and I'm mesmerized! Leave a message and I'll get back when I'm sober.
74	I was hungry so I went to the movies to get some candy and popcorn.
75	I'm rotting infront of the tv.
76	I am watching MTV thats seems more interesting than chatting with you no offence IM me later or leave a message.
77	Sorry, something more interesting than you is on television right now.
78	Excercise is good for you ... so thats what I'm doing right now... waliking from the computer to the TV.
79	My eyes are glued to the tube, but after I unpeel them, I'll be back.
80	I'm watching Homer make an a$$ of himself, and Bart terrorizing Principal Skinner, Back in 30.
81	I'm federal agent Jack Bauer and today is the longest day of my life!
82	My eyes are glued to the tv. be back when I peel them off....
83	Beevis: I wonder wut they did before TV was invented! Butthead: TV has always been invented. brb!
84	If you want to be like me, go become a couch potato, and watch TV.
85	The TV's watchin me!