Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ

Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ
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1	I'm spending some quality time with my pillow.
2	Making out with my pillow for a few hours, so leave me one and be jealous!
3	I never have any time to get any work done... I am taking a nap now, so leave a message.
4	I'm sleeping at the moment...so do the right thing and leave a message.
5	Shhhh quiet. I'm Sleeping!
6	What's the question you can never answer yes to? Are you sleeping? Well if you're reading this right now then you probably want to ask me that. So here it is....Yes, I am sleeping
7	If sleeping paid....Then I would be getting paid right now.
8	Don't you just hate it when people leave their away message on when they are sleeping?
9	I'm doing first-hand research on energy conservation. I'm sleeping.
10	Tossing and turning thinking about nothing but you ...and all of the trouble you've caused me.
11	I'm in the middle of a really long blink. Get it? I don't ...
12	They say you snooze you loose. Well... I lost a few fuckin times then!
13	Losing myself in my thoughts, indulging in the sweetness of dreams, dreading the day to come...
14	I pulled an all-nighter being awake! Now I'm pulling an all-dayer being asleep!
15	4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep.
16	Less talk, more Sleep.
17	Sleep (n) : the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored.
18	Unconscious...
19	If you are reading this, I am dead... Just kidding, I'm sleeping. That would suck though wouldn't it? Pleasant dreams!
20	I cant talk right now because i am giving my pillow head
21	well you can only party so long
22	sleeping dreaming of you...not not YOU, her
23	sleeping dreaming of you...no not YOU, her
24	baking in my dutch oven
25	Giving my pillow head...
26	Totally exhausted. Recently heard that sleep combats this feeling. Currently testing this hypothesis.
27	Sleeping like the angel I am
28	some do it on their back, others from the front, however you do it, i hope you sleep well
29	if you were my bed...i'd be in you right now!
30	Wake me up when my Boner ends
31	riding the choo-choo train to the magical world of nappy land ohhhhhhhyeah baby:-!
32	doing what i do best:-!
33	There is nothing I love more than being woke up from a nice little nap to be informed why girls get yeast infections. Oh wait, there are things I like more, like getting kicked in the balls.
34	I'm gonna hit the sack. Then I'm going to bed.
35	As I lie on my back in bed staring up at the stars about to fall asleep I suddenly become fully awake and wonder aloud "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"
36	Sleeping...that means I'm naked....mmhmm..
37	I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.
38	It's not a good dream unless you're in it.
39	Spending some quality time with my pillow!!!
40	I'm normal. I'm asleep. Why aren't you? Are you nocturnal? IM me the answer and once I wake up I'll read it and know the truth. You're different.
41	You're in my nightmares and my dreams,still you are the only thing I need.
42	Well I am going to go lay down somewhere.... couch.... bed...stairs... floor...wherever I get first...so based on the previous statement.... I should be right near the computer.
43	Sweet dreams, escape from reality. Sweet dreams, don't forget me. Sweet dreams, may they be with you always. Sweet dreams, morphine of light alleviate me. Sweet dreams, may you rest in peace.
44	I'm cold, will you keep me warm tonight?
45	I'm trying to sleep stop IM'ing me and stop sending me pics of %n it's giving me nightmares.
46	I am off in that wonderful land where I can have anything i want!! When i wake up i'll have to face reality for the next 12 hours so !!Leave me alone!!
47	You know those days when you are filled with energy...And no matter what ya do ya just cant get tired... Well today wasn't one of those days... so I'm very tired... bed time.
48	Pillows + blankets + dreams about you know who = sleeping.
49	I can't be with you So all I will do is sleep. Please don't wake me up from this dream For it's all of you that I can keep...
50	If your IMing me to ask me out,.....Sorry, I have a date with my pillow!!!
51	If at some point you look out your window and see the moon...do me this favor. Ask yourself "Why the hell am I still awake?"
52	Hiding under the covers, leave some <3
53	Currently unconscious.. Try again later.
54	SHHH!!! I'm testing out my pillow. I'll get back to you with the results when I'm done!!
55	Shhhhh, I might be beautiful, but I still need my beauty sleep.
56	I love the insides of my eyelids...just love 'em!
57	Sleeping with you...I-I mean my blanket! Woops...You can tell I'm tired.
58	Give me a good reason why I shouldn't be asleep and then give me a good reason why I shouldnt hit you with a stick.
59	I was sleeping... well I was going to go to sleep... But the though of dreaming about you made me not so tired anymore.
60	I would be sleeping if %n would stop trying to look in my window while I'm changing...
61	I lost my teddy bear ... can I sleep with you?
62	Sleep is for the weak, and currently I am sleeping. Does that make me weak? NO it's a power nap!
63	SSSHHH!!! I have Insomnia and I'm trying to sleep it off!!!
64	I'm TRYING to sleep but it's people like you that keep me awake.
65	As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought "Were the heck did my ceiling go?
66	I'm sleeping right now....who knows, I might even be dreaming of you %n.
67	Just think, if u were my teddy bear I'd be sleeping with u right now
68	It's %t, so I'm sleeping...something you should be doing. Goodnight %n.
69	I'm busy snuggling with %n!!
70	Always wear cute pajamas to sleep, because you'll never know who you'll meet in your dreams. I've got mine on.
71	The cow goes moo, The sheep goes baaa. The duck goes quack, and I go Zzzzzzzzz.
72	I was dreaming until you im'ed me.... Then... My dreams turned into nightmares.
73	I'm dreaming...of sleeping.
74	Last night I dreamt I ate a 10lb marshmellow and when I woke up my pillow was gone... still dreaming, try me later.
75	Well, shoot. I ran out of stuff to do besides study, so I guess it's bed time.
76	I pulled an all night-r, so now im pulling an all day-r, SLEEPIN!
77	I'm scared, can I get in your bed ;-)?
78	I am sleepin, you are viewing my away message. Some how I'm not jealous.
79	Sometimes life seems like a dream to me... then I look down and see I forgot to put my pants on.
80	If your name was sleep I would be doing you in my bed right now.
81	Sleep is the thing you complain about getting too much of when you are little and not enough when you get older.
82	Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom.
83	People say that I should exercise more... so I've taken up the sport of channel surfing!
84	Just think, if u were my teddy bear I'd be sleeping with u right now.
85	I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.
86	I lost my teddy bear ... can I sleep with you?
87	I am sleepin, you are viewing my away message. Somehow I'm not jealous.
88	As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought "Were the heck did my ceiling go?
89	Last night I dreamt I ate a 10lb marshmellow and when I woke up my pillow was gone... still dreaming, try me later.
90	Give me a good reason why I shouldn't be asleep and then give me a good reason why I shouldnt hit you with a stick
91	Pillows + blankets + dreams about you know who = sleeping.
92	I can't be with you So all I will do is sleep. Please don't wake me up from this dream For it's all of you that I can keep...
93	Well I am going to go lay down somewhere.... couch.... bed...stairs... floor...wherever I get first...so based on the previous statement.... I should b right near the computer.
94	Always wear cute pajamas to sleep, because you'll never know who you'll meet in your dreams. I've got mine on. ~* Sleeping *~
95	SHHH!!! I'm testing out my pillow. I'll get back to you with the results when I'm done!!
96	I'm scared, can I get in your bed ;-)?
97	Currently unconscious.. Try again later.
98	Sleep is the thing you complain about getting too much of when you are little and not enough when you get older.
99	Shhhhh, I might be beautiful, but I still need my beauty sleep.
100	I was sleeping... well I was going to go to sleep... But the though of dreaming about you made me not so tired anymore.
101	I am off in that wonderful land where I can have anything i want!! When i wake up i'll have to face reality for the next 12 hours so !!Leave me alone!!
102	If at some point you look out your window and see the moon...do me this favor. Ask yourself "Why the hell am I still awake?"
103	Sleep is GOOOOD I'm so tired i could fall asleep on this very keybjhfgbghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
104	It's early. Talk SLOWLY and use SMALLER words
105	I love the insides of my eyelids...just love 'em!
106	~~It's time for me to hit the shack, tomorrow's when I will be back, sweet dreams for now I've got to sleep. so I can go and count my sheep~~
107	I was dreaming until you im'ed me.... Then... My dreams turned into nightmares.
108	I've got two dates!!! What to do? Both my pillow and my blanket want me! Oh well, I'll have to share them.
109	You know those days when you are filled with energy...And no matter what ya do ya just cant get tired... Well today wasn't one of those days... so I'm very tired... bed time.
110	I'm sleeping right now....who knows, I might even be dreaming of you %n.
111	A dream is a wish your heart makeswhen your fast asleepin dreams you may loose your heart aches whatever you wish for you keephave faith in your dreams and somedayyour rainbow will come smiling through no matter how your heart is greiving...If you keep on believing...the dreams that you wish will come true...DrEaMiNg right now, hoping that my wish will come true someday....Leave a Message.
112	Sometimes life seems like a dream to me... then I look down and see I forgot to put my pants on.
113	I'm asleep and since you keep leaving me messages you must want me to wake up and talk to you. Well guess what, that's not going to happen!
114	I'm cold, will you keep me warm tonight? ;)
115	SSSHHH!!! I have Insomnia and I'm trying to sleep it off!!!
116	Hugging my pillow:-) betcha wanna be my pillow;-):-)O:-)
117	I'm in bed dreaming of you until I wake up and start thinking of you. I LOVE YOU %n
118	It's not a good dream unless you're in it.
119	Sleep important is. If sleep don't u, function right u won't. So sleep now gonna I'm. Night Good!! :-)
120	Sleeping with you...I-I mean my blanket! Woops...You can tell I'm tired.
121	I'm dreaming...of sleeping.
122	The cow goes moo, The sheep goes baaa. The duck goes quack, and I go Zzzzzzzzz.
123	Well, shoot. I ran out of stuff to do besides study, so I guess it's bed time.
124	If your IMing me to ask me out,.....Sorry, I have a date with my pillow!!!
125	I'm sleeping...This might take a while :)
126	Life's never been better than this...I'm sleeping.
127	You're in my nightmares and my dreams, still you are the only thing I need.
128	Who is the enemy? Sleep.....is.....the.....enemy.....zzzz.....zzzz.....zzzz
129	I pulled an all night-r, so now im pulling an all day-r, SLEEPIN!
130	I'm trying to sleep stop IM'ing me and stop sending me pics of %n it's giving me nightmares.
131	I'm in bed, all alone. Please weep for me.
132	I would be sleeping if %n would stop trying to look in my window while I'm changing...
133	I am in the best place on earth right now ........................... my bed ;)
134	I'm busy snuggling with %n!!
135	It's %t, so I'm sleeping...something you should be doing. Goodnight %n.
136	Sleep is for the weak, and currently I am sleeping. Does that make me weak? NO it's a power nap!
137	Sweet dreams, escape from reality. Sweet dreams, don't forget me. Sweet dreams, may they be with you always. Sweet dreams, morphine of light alleviate me. Sweet dreams, may you rest in peace.
138	Me+pillow+bed+blanket=sleeping
139	I'm sleeping dreaming about %n in a speedo.
140	I'm normal. I'm asleep. Why aren't you? Are you nocturnal? IM me the answer and once I wake up I'll read it and know the truth. You're different.
141	I'm TRYING to sleep but it's people like you that keep me awake.
142	Hey you! what are you doing up so late some of us need our beauty sleep!
143	Shhhh!! Please get quiet so that I can keep on dreaming. Wow I never knew I could talk in my sleep. Well since I can I'll tell you goodnight.
144	Can't sleep...Clowns will eat me....Can't sleep....Clowns will eat me.....can't sleep!!!!!
145	Where am I? I am currently sleeping, of course. It takes a lot of skill. So when I get tired of practicing I'll be back.
146	Being visited by the sandman.......
147	SLEEPING............ and having nightmares about %n
148	Hiding under the covers, leave some <3
149	ZZZzzZZZZzzzZZ see this, yeah that means im in bed, so unless your some wonderful girl with great looks and wants to have mad s*x with me, leave me the hell alone ZZzzzzZZzZZZZzzZ
150	... and i'm spent :-)
151	Sorry, I've got a date with my pillow.
152	Hey, Everyone! I'm sleeping on the keyboard right now, But thanks for waking me up so I don't drool and get an electric shock.
153	Right now im watching the inside of my eye lids...talk to you when im done!
154	I don't care what you want...I don't care what you think...I will sleep intil da sky is pink!
155	If you are reading this, I am dead... Just kidding, I'm sleeping. Pleasant dreams!
156	Out like a light ~!~ nighty~night ~!~
157	I be catchin my ZZZ's, bbl!
158	Dont wake me if I'm dreaming O:-) good night %n!!;-)
159	Out in the land of dreams, pillows, and blankets. I'll talk to you when I return.
160	Talk to the hand cuz the face is asleep leave a message after the beep......BEEP!
161	Talk 2 the message cuz the face is asleep...
162	SLEEPY TIME!!! Party at my pl- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (leave a message)
163	HEY! WASSUP!!!!........... OH YEA???..... That's so interes.... snore
164	Hey, Im sleeping right now because I drank waaaaaay to much tonight so talk to me in the morning.
165	Dont worry im only resting my eyes at the momment!
166	Can't Sleep, Clowns will eat meCan't Sleep, Clowns will eat meCan't Sleep, Clowns will eat meCan't Sleep, Clowns will eat meIf you're reading this, I'm already DEAD!
167	Can't Sleep, Clowns will eat meCan't Sleep, Clowns will eat meCan't Sleep, Clowns will eat meCan't Sleep, Clowns will eat meIf you're reading this, I'm already DEAD!
168	Like a normal person on %n at %t, I'm sleeping!!
169	Zzzzzzzz....zzzzzzzzz...yawn....whats all this drool doing on my keyboard....oooh well...zzzzzzzzzz.... zzzzzzzz
170	Hey! I went to sleep! See?ZzzzZzzzZzzz! (Shh) Leave a message and I will get back to you later! -1-
171	Sleep is goodsleep is great so %N leave me aloneuntil I awake
172	ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ!!!! I'm dosing off right now. Come back later!
173	What are you doing awake at this hour?
174	I'm down for the count. No telling when I'm getting up champ, so your best bet is to LEAVE ME A MESSAGE!
175	I'm sleeping....So leave me a message and I'll talk to you tomorrow O:-)
176	Sh! I'm asleep, oh darn how did u find me !!!!!!!!!!!!
177	Sleep Time...1 Sheep...2 Sheep...ZzZzZzZz...Good Night All!
178	Ya know I work nights....so what the hell you think I'm doing cept sleeping....ya gotta be crazy to think otherwise.
179	I'm sleeping...dreaming about the spice girls. Leave me alone.
180	Right now I'm in deep deep thought. Oh wait a sec.. no I'm not. I'm in a deep deep sleep. So leave a message and I'll get back to you when I lose my concentration.
181	Sleeping Buety Has To Have Her Sleep So Leave Her Alone In Till She Awakes.
182	I had a dream one night that I was so heavy I sunk into the earth and came out in China. Then I realized it was only a dream.
183	Shhhh!!!!!!! My pillow is sleeping...
184	1-2-3-4-5-come on champ get up-6-7-8-9-10 well I guess that mean I'm sleeping.