Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ

Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ
Away messages are important because you know damn well all your so-called buddies are snooping around to see what you're up to. Well here at College Downtime we've thousands of funny away messages for AIM, ICQ, MSN; hell, you can use these away messages for any instant message program you want. We're always adding new away messages, whether they're funny, clever, or boring, because variety is the spice of life. We hope you enjoy our massive and ever-growing funny away message collection and enjoy College Downtime!

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1	Whats young dumb and is now full of cum? your girlfriend haha :) Leave me a message Ill beat your ass later
2	No one can beat life but every one can beat it.
3	I'm too fucking busy, or visa versa
4	P.T.U.D. When ever you get to a college and are looking for girls to have fun with you have to take in consideration the P.T.U.D. P.-The P stands for the prude girls that are really pissy all the time. T.-The T stands for the good looking girls that are already taken. U.-The U stands for the butt ugly girls that want to get with you but it will be a cold day in hell before you will touch there ugly ass. D.-The D used to not be a problem till recent years. It is the diseased infested girls. Girls that you dont want to be within ten feet of them or you will get some kind of flesh eating STD.
5	I am not available because I am watching a porno which takes up the whole screen
6	Skull fucking Nancy Drew, while the Hardy boys watch.
7	disturbing the piece
8	If you were my homework, I'd be doing you right now.
9	I'm not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Ahh, who the hell am I kidding? I'm looking at porn again.
10	beating my dick like it owes me money
11	Hey(random girl), You wanna get a pizza and Fuck? What(after the astonished look on her face)? You don't like pizza???
12	Fuck off, Cause I'm getting my Fuck on
13	dirty bitchy girl I can understand, its kinda of kinky:-! but stuck-up DUMB bitchy girls....thats makes no sense....total turn off...they should have their own hunting season or something to help survival of the fittest theory out. Evolution will catch up with them eventually>:o
14	shout out to Johnny S"You know if there weren't people like me in the world, there would be a tremendous increase in women masturbation. Ladies, always looking out for ya ;-)Gimme dem BATS!!!"
15	your like a vacuum cleaner...you suck, blow and get laid in a closet!
16	I have the most awesome penis ever!
17	EvilOneJGV: I'm in the shower now so I can't answer. Soon, I'll be clean enough to eat off of. If this sounds like fun to any of you ladies out there, call me at 215-596-7231. I'm dripping wet right now ladies. How about you?
18	If you were cookie dough, I'd be rolling your balls and putting them on a rack :-;-):-
19	I am currently playing with a dildo. haha nah just playin. Why play with dildos when there's the real thing waiting for you?
20	sticks and stones may break my bones but ropes and chains excite me so throw me down and tie me up and show me how much u like me
21	I'M FUCKIN YOUR WIFE AT THE MOMENT! GET BACK TO ME PIMPIN....
22	I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.
23	Giving head be back in 10 min
24	Giving head be back in 10 min
25	pilin