Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ

Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ
Away messages are important because you know damn well all your so-called buddies are snooping around to see what you're up to. Well here at College Downtime we've thousands of funny away messages for AIM, ICQ, MSN; hell, you can use these away messages for any instant message program you want. We're always adding new away messages, whether they're funny, clever, or boring, because variety is the spice of life. We hope you enjoy our massive and ever-growing funny away message collection and enjoy College Downtime!

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1	The phone is ringing. Just to let you know that if its you, I am hanging up.
2	I'm talking on the phone, be back next Tuesday.
3	Help, the phone won't come off my ear and the voice on the other end won't stop talking.
4	Your girlfriend just called I'll be back after I talk her into comming over and suckin me dry :)
5	Talking to this one chick on the phone, I mean my girlfriend, yeah. I'm talking to my girlfriend, so leave me one.
6	I'm not currently avalible because I'm talking on the phone with someone more important than you!
7	The phone is calling and I'm answering.
8	Shhh! I'm on the phone.
9	Your girlfriend just called I'll be back after I talk her into comming over and suckin me dry :)
10	I'm currently talking to the voices inside of my head, oh wait I'm just on the phone.
11	The screen name you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time. Please hang up and try again.
12	Doo,doo, doo! The Screen name you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time. Please hang up and try again.
13	Shut-up I am talking on the phone! You are so rude! I am giving ya the privalge of leaving a message however.
14	I'm on the phone if you really need to talk, talk to yourself because when I get back, talking to yourself will be better the talkin to me.
15	Hello. Have you ever tried to talk on the phone and chat on the 'net at the same time? It's actually pretty hard. You can never give enough attention to ONE of them...unfortunately... I'm not giving you any attention. Later...
16	Hey %n, I actually have real friends to talk to on the phone instead of virtual friends like you.
17	I'm off having another hour long conversation with a telemarketer, WHAT FUN!
18	I'd rather say words than type them...I'm on the phone, bbl
19	When I get untangled from the phone wire, I'll get back to you!
20	I'm calling someone who's number is written on the bathroom wall...brb.
21	Ring ring ring I hear the sound of my telephone ring ring ring I should prolly go get the phone it might be someone important ring ring ring...I'll get there as fast as I can so bbs....
22	Hey %n. I'm not here at the moment because I'm answering the phone. Even though I know it's not that hottie from school.
23	There is something attached to my ear...when I get off the phone i'll tell you what it was.
24	I'm talking to your parents, they told me to tell you to get off the phone, they're trying to call you!!!
25	I'm on the phone talking to...wait why do you care. I'll be back when I'm done alright!?!?
26	I'm on the phone talking to...wait why do you care. I'll be back when I'm done alright!?!?
27	I'm on the phone, struggling with the fact that it doesn't have a keyboard...be back soon.
28	Oh thats funny! I just got off the phone with this loser who had the same screen name as you!
29	My ears are ringing...no wait! that's the phone!!!
30	I'm on the phone...It could either be a quickie one, or a long one depending "who's" the one....
31	I'm getting the telephone. Hopefully it's not %n because they NEVER STOP TALKING! And besides why would they call me when BOTH OF US ARE ONLINE!?
32	Some guy is on the phone who doesn't use AIM so I have to get my fat butt up to go get it and talk to them.
33	Sorry I trpiped over a cordless phone be back when I'm untangled!!!
34	Oh my gosh! Are you serious? That can't be true. It is? Are you sure? This is the biggest gossip ALL YEAR!!! Wait till %n finds out! BBL, talkin on the phone.
35	I'm on the phone right now talkin to my bf who will prolly be my ex in a few minutes....so IM me and maybe you can be the next lucky boy!
36	Have you ever called someone trying to get the machine. You call them to leave a message and they pick up and you're like, "Hey I was just gonna leave you a message about the way the tag on my underwear is always itching me, but it appears that you're actually there, so..." and you end up having a 30 minute conversation with this person you didn't really want to talk to.
37	Hey! Sorry but I'm talking on the phone right now, and unfortunately, I can't talk and type at the same time! When I'm done, I'll IM ya! :-D
38	The telephone is ringing, I guess I should pick it up. It's probly just gonna be another annoying telemarketer though...
39	Sorry, I'm on the phone because I obviously have a life.
40	On the phone because its better than talking to you.
41	Don't settle for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.