Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ

Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ
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1	Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world.
2	Wisdom has two parts: 1. Having a lot to say, and 2. Not saying it.
3	A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
4	There are two times I feel stress-- day and night.
5	Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who you are, and your reputation is just what people think about you.
6	The only thing that can't be recycled is wasted time.
7	Pain is temporary but glory is forever.
8	P.T.U.D. When ever you get to a college and are looking for girls to have fun with you have to take in consideration the P.T.U.D. P.-The P stands for the prude girls that are really pissy all the time. T.-The T stands for the good looking girls that are already taken. U.-The U stands for the butt ugly girls that want to get with you but it will be a cold day in hell before you will touch there ugly ass. D.-The D used to not be a problem till recent years. It is the diseased infested girls. Girls that you dont want to be within ten feet of them or you will get some kind of flesh eating STD.
9	The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist
10	Boy meets Girl...Boy likes Girl, Girl likes Boy, Boy kisses Girl, Girl hates Boy, Boy hates Girl, Girl likes Boy, Boy still hates Girl.... isn't that just my luck??
11	Stress The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.
12	Do you ever get the feeling that life is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes?
13	Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather you should skid in sideways, champagne in one hand- strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO - WHAT A RIDE!!"
14	down side is i have a biochem test and my theology teacher is worthless at life and drags others down with her . plus side is they are building a sand volley ball court outside my window. downside is my nap will not be good because of the fuckin noise. plus side is that i have one class left after today and my life does not suck as much as my profesors due b/c i enjoy seeing other people being happy and i try not to make their lives suck also>:o:-D
15	doing the same ol'e shit just on a different day
16	teachers suck, school sucks, grades suck, and ignorant people suck>:o, fuck today, don't forget to smile:-D
17	Life is like a great big pussy, just waitin to get fucked.
18	Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
19	if life hands you lemons squeeze them into a squirt gun and shoot someone in the eye.
20	Don't let the past create the future, let the future erase the past.
21	Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
22	Be careful of your thoughts, for your thoughts become your words. Be careful of your words, for your words become your actions. Be careful of your actions, for your actions become your habits. Be careful of your habits, for your habits become your character. Be careful of your character, for your character becomes your destiny.
23	When I do right, no one ever remembers. When I do wrong, no one ever forgets.
24	If you like a person, and you tell them... they hate you afterwards... if you like a person, and don't tell them, you find out they liked you, and now you lost your chance, and they wonder why I am so f*cking confused.
25	Experience is the hardest teacher, it gives you the test first and then the lesson.
26	Everyone plans for tommorow, but tommorow is promised to no one.
27	Ever noticed how all women's problems begin with men? MENtal illnes....MENstrual cramps...MENtal breakdown....MENopause...GUYnocologist
28	No one dies a virgin... life screws us all!
29	Smile, because it's easier than explaining why you're so sad.
30	Times change, people and things change, the only difference is we don't want them to.
31	I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
32	If it's not alright, it's not the end.
33	Growing old is manditory...but growing up...well that my friends...is OPTIONAL!
34	The thing I fear most isn't to die, it's just the opposite, it's to stay alive.
35	Life is like a piñata...Take a chance and wack it!
36	I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.
37	A dieters worst nightmare...a friend who can eat ANYTHING......and not gain a pound.
38	Tommorow is a privilege, so live life today like theres no tomorrow.
39	Life in general is a little less interesting than getting stabbed in the eye with a pencil.
40	See a penny pick it up and all day long you'll have: A penny
41	When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, spit it in, then give it back to life.
42	If a women tells you she's 20 and she looks 16 she's 12, if she tells you she's 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40.
43	Lifes a b*tch, but you still gotta live it.
44	It's like a movie except realistic.
45	Find a Penny, pick it up, and all day long you have a penny. but if you find a midget, take it home and invite your friends over.
46	When the Road gets bumpy..just smile smile smile smile..smile and be happy!
47	Yea hello I'm somewhere getting a life instead of sitting here and waiting for people to get on. If you need me, you know the digits peace out~:)