Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ

Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ
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1	I got the munchies so leave me one.
2	Two things I don't eat for lunch; breakfast and dinner.
3	Exercising my taste buds.
4	Hey, I'm cooking right now so if I don't burn down the house I'll be right back.
5	I'm going to stop the noise that's comming out of my tummy.
6	Hungrier than you!
7	I heard my stomach growling and I got scared so I'm giving it what it wants.
8	I'm eating so take a fuckin number, beotch!
9	My stomach was crying and grumbling and it was making me guilty so, I went to the fridge to cheer it up.
10	Expanding my stomach.
11	In the mouth and through the gums, watch out tummy here it comes.
12	God is great, God is good, let us thank Him for this food.
13	Statistics say that people who eat live longer than those who don't, so I am eating right now.
14	Gettin friendly with Mr. Atkins. I'm eating - Leave me a message!
15	Refueling myself.
16	Lay off me, I'm starving! - Chris Farley
17	Food...Git in ma belly!
18	i'm a slaaaave for food
19	A very long time ago, hunger drove man crazy. Today it has driven me away from my computer...
20	Im MASTICATING
21	i am not eating what you think i am eating out a person and that person is not you!!!!!!!!
22	I love animals..... With potatoes and brown gravy.
23	im beginig to look like an ethiopean, only w/ out aids. leave a few while i eat.
24	Refueling myself.
25	I'm filling my tummy with something yummy...
26	Food...Git in ma belly!
27	I'm on a quest, it involves me, the kitchen, and possibly some utensils. As you may have guess I'm hungry, and if you try to come in the way of my unlofty goal I will bludgeon you with a blunt object.
28	I'm doing that thing. You know, the one where you pick the food up, put it in your mouth, swallow it, then repeat the process until the stomach hurts.
29	In the mouth and through the gums, watch out tummy here it comes.
30	Don't bother me..... I'm eating.
31	munch munch Mi mam meating mome mood might mow, mo moo mould me mise mo mot mahther meh. Mank Moo. munch munch
32	OMG, it's a hot... steamy... delicious... sandwich!
33	The best kind of cooking: TV dinners. Well there you have it, they're meant for watchin TV, not the computer.
34	Hunger has driven man to insanity, today it has driven me from my computer.
35	Whoever invented the idea of eating 3 meals a day deserves to be rewarded ;)
36	My stomach was crying and grumbling and it was making me guilty so, I went to the fridge to cheer it up.
37	I am replenishing the nutritional supplements my body needs to maintain homeostasis and keep an adequate energy balance.
38	eat (Et), v.t. 1. to take into the mouth and swallow for nourishment; chew and swallow (food). 2. to consume gradually; wear away; corrode. 3. to ravage or devastate. 4. to make, as by gnawing.
39	Getting fatter!!haha
40	I'm eating breakfast, lunch or dinner. If ur smart u'll know which 1 it is!Leave a message and i'll get bac 2 ya!
41	I'm as hungry as homer on a hunger strike!
42	I wish I had a brown cow so I could make some chocolate milk...
43	I'm eating so take a fuckin number.
44	Kitchen+cooking= dialing 9-1-1
45	I want chicken, I want liver , meow mix meow mix please deliver!!
46	I'm going to stop the noise that's comming out of my tummy.
47	I'm doin something where something goes in my mouth!!:-D...I know what your thinking i'm eating u pervert!!!>:o
48	Dr. Pepper does make the world taste better! I should know! I just sprinkled some on the floor and BOY does it taste good!!!!
49	Popcorn,Candy,Soda n Fries I know I know straight to my thighs
50	Exercising my taste buds.
51	Statistics say those who eat live longer than those who don't, so I am eating right now.
52	Fat people gettin' happy.
53	My stomach is talkin... and i'm answerin it!
54	My mom told me never to talk with food in my mouth! ;)
55	Rub a dub dub, I'm gettin some grub.
56	Food makes life mmm mmm.... better!
57	I am either...eating food, watching food, poking food, playing with my food, staring intently @ my food, shoving things in my mouth (most likely food), throwing food, cooking food, making food, or enjoying food
58	I'm an evil poptart [::] i'm out collecting sprinkles for my breakfasty self.
59	I got the munchies so leave me one.
60	Hey %n.. im away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. its %t, your smart, so you can figure out which one it is.
61	I am in the kitchen "trying" to cook...If I do not return in approximently 30 mintues, may your intentions be to call 9-1-1! Thank you!
62	Screw Eating Lucky Charms, I'm Already Magically Delicious!
63	Don't let hunger happen to you.
64	The food in my kitchen is calling my name and the chocolates are yelling the loudest....I better go see what they want!
65	I’m burning down the house, a.k.a: making dinner.
66	Eat Spam Before It Eats YOU...
67	If you were food ........ I'd be eating you right now.
68	I am single handily trying to free the world of hunger,starting with myself.
69	I want a peach! A peach! A peach....... i want a peach thats right! I want a peach! Yummy yummy peach! LOL hadyhadyha brb in a minute going to get a yummy yummy peach!! ------Casey and Caite
70	Hi, I went out to dinner with the fam. Be back in a couple hours.
71	If there was a god we wouldn't put the refigerator down stairs.
72	MmMmMmMmmm MmMmMmMmMmmmm Grubbin!
73	Lego my Ego!!!!!!!!I'm eating a waffle stupid!
74	Like most normal people: I am eating food.
75	Im at the Deli...If you want something come and find me.
76	I feel like an Ethiopian...so im gonna go eat some food
77	some sports people play are-football-baseball-rollerbladingfor me it's food * runs away*
78	College food....Mmm Mmm PUKE!!!
79	I'm getting my tummy refill however I'll be back when its full!!!
80	Like the wild buffalo grazing the midwest plains I too need some food
81	Hey, I just ran out to get something to eat, so wait for me, I'll brb!
82	In the olden days they used to call it supper.
83	My stomach is calling me to the kitchen. Brb!
84	I'm not allowed to eat at my computer.
85	I am not here right now but please leave a message after the my burp.B....U....R....P!
86	Hey.....Whats your Favorite foodA.PizzaB.Saladc.CerealD.Orange Juice~If you pickedD* you must be stupid because orange juice is not a food.Out getting food, later
87	Don't bother me..... I'm eating
88	Filling My Tummy With Something Very Yummy...
89	McDonalds Clerk: Welcome to McDonalds. How may I help you? %n: I'd like a large fry and a coke to go. McDonalds Clerk: That will be $4.79. Please drive around.
90	Trying to cook!! Someone call 911!
91	munchmunch* I'm eating. Leave a message and I'll talk to you later. BurP!
92	munch munch Mi mam meating mome mood might mow, mo moo mould me mise mo mot mahther meh. Mank Moo. munch munch
93	Transitive Property of Food:Me = HumanHuman = Eat FoodMe = Eat Food
94	Damn I'm hungarian
95	I only goo too skool to et mi lunc...sooo aftur 1200 Il bee bak...
96	My mother told me never to type with my mouth full.
97	The best kind of cooking: TV dinners. Well there you have it, they're meant for watchin TV, not the computer.
98	I'm eating breakfast, lunch or dinner. If ur smart u'll know which 1 it is!Leave a message and i'll get bac 2 ya!
99	Getting fatter!!haha
100	You know whats better than me? ...FOOD! HUNGRY!be back when I'm done stuffing my face!
101	Food, it does the body good.
102	eat (Et), v.t. 1. to take into the mouth and swallow for nourishment; chew and swallow (food). 2. to consume gradually; wear away; corrode. 3. to ravage or devastate. 4. to make, as by gnawing... you get the idea, ttyl buh byes
103	OMG, it's a hot... steamy... delicious... sandwich! I'm eating, bbl.
104	Feedin my face But not at this place Leave a message Or I will erase!
105	Theres a Rumble in my Tumble so to the kitchen I may Fumble!!!
106	I am hungry but there is no food in this house so I am just gonna eat wut ever is under the compter...mmmmmmmmmmm an old used sock!!!!!!!!
107	Went in search of food, bbl....
108	Trying to look like rosie o'donnel.
109	I want chicken, I want liver , meow mix meow mix please deliver!!
110	I'm doin something where something goes in my mouth!!:-D...I know what your thinking i'm eating u pervert!!!>:o
111	Directions:Pour milk, Devour, Repeat. (Go ahead, bond with your breakfast)
112	Hey I’m eating my food....(Bread and water) that’s all they feed me in this damn place... Be back soon... Don't leave %n!
113	What would I do without food? It is very prechious indeed. It is needed at many times,and sometimes it helps me suceed! Pizza, Pie, and Carrots too, are all the foods I like to chew, So drop your hats and canes to... because food is more important than YOU! Eatin some type of food right now
114	I'm away getting fat! the way i see it, if I get fat at least i'm happy! I can eat Whatever I WANT! leave a message
115	Im getting something very yummy put into my tummy! ;-)
116	My stomach is talkin... and i'm answerin it!
117	I'm as hungry as homer on a hunger strike! bbl
118	Food makes life mmm mmm.... better!
119	I've got the munchies so I'll be back n* a few!
120	I'm filling my tummy with something yummy.....yum yum yum....be back when it's filled up!
121	God is good, god is great, We thank him for the food, food on our plate, If I don't eat, eat it soon, I'll hit my brother, with a spoon.
122	Kitchen+cooking= dialing 9-1-1
123	Eat Spam Before It Eats YOU...
124	Rub a dub dub, I'm gettin some grub.
125	It's time for my daily candy hunt....I'll be back soon... AND I WILL FIND SOME!
126	Leave me alone, so what if I masticate all the time. It's natural.
127	It's true... Dr. Pepper does make the world taste better! I should know! I just sprinkled some on the floor and BOY does it taste good!!!!
128	Getting high on Moutain Dew.....DO THE DEWCaution: THIS WILL MAKE ME EXTREMLY HYPER!
129	I'm eating food... cause food is good...it gives me energy to do stuff... and stuff is good... so yeah- that's why I eat...
130	Tummy refill! :-D
131	When the fire alarm goes off that means dinner is ready!!!!!! BEEP BEEP BEEP! Listen to that my dinner is done be back in a little bit!
132	I am away "trying" to cook some food! If I'm not back in 30minutes, dial 911!
133	I’m burning down the house, a.k.a: making dinner.
134	don't let hunger happen to you
135	My mom told me never to talk with food in my mouth! ;)
136	I am replenishing the nutritional supplements my body needs to maintain homeostasis and keep an adequate energy balance.
137	I'm doing that thing. You know, the one where you pick the food up, put it in your mouth, swallow it, then repeat the process until the stomach hurts.
138	If you were food ........ I'd be eating you right now.
139	I'm away right now stuffing my face...but ohh no, whats this?... my pet bubble just ran away with my food. grrr! I shoulda known he would be trouble. i'll be back when i've finished running the little fartnipper over with my barbie car.
140	I'm an evil poptart [::] i'm out collecting sprinkles for my breakfasty self.
141	I wish I had a brown cow so I could make some chocolate milk...
142	Fat people gettin' happy
143	My hand is frozen to the hot pockets in the freezer. The ice cube tray must have spilled again.
144	Screw Eating Lucky Charms, I'm Already Magically Delicious! :) Breakfast, bbl.
145	I am single handily trying to free the world of hunger,starting with myself.
146	I am either...eating food, watching food, poking food, playing with my food, staring intently @ my food, shoving things in my mouth (most likely food), throwing food, cooking food, making food, or enjoying food
147	I am in the kitchen "trying" to cook...If I do not return in approximently 30 mintues, may your intentions be to call 9-1-1! Thank you!
148	If only men could be as satisfying as chocolate.
149	The food in my kitchen is calling my name and the chocolates are yelling the loudest....I better go see what they want!
150	Statistics say those who eat live longer than those who don't, so I am eating right now.
151	Statistics say those who eat live longer than those who don't, so I am eating right now.
152	Whoever invented the idea of eating 3 meals a day deserves to be rewarded ;)
153	Popcorn,Candy,Soda n Fries I know I know straight to my thighs
154	I'm on a quest, it involves me, the kitchen, and possibly some utensils. As you may have guess I'm hungry, and if you try to come in the way of my unlofty goal I will bludgeon you with a blunt object.
155	Hunger has driven man to insanity, today it has driven me from my computer.