Going Balls Deep with Marsha Brady
Written by Raffman - June 29th, 2004
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For those of us
who have made it through grade school and junior-high, we all know how scrutinizing and painful the team-selection process can be in gym
class. For the rest of you who haven't or are still completing your grade school degree than you know exactly what I'm talking about; even
though you are still probably attempting to sound out this articles title because you can't read. While the majority of us were the jocks and cool kids back in the day, some of us were just
average. You know, that group of kids who always had to fight the valiant uphill battle in the snow with bare feet, who never had girlfriends, or who were never really any good at sports and/or school.
Dodgeball, the latest summer blockbuster to hit theatres, helps us
revisit those precious times of friendly, fair gym-class competition between the nerd and jock. If you haven't seen it yet then I encourage
you to check out our review of it so you'll know whether or not you're
wasting your money. Be sure to check out our growing list of other
movie reviews here as well.This past weekend I took a small vacation back down to Heaven, also known as Carbondale, to kick loose down at school. To make a short story even shorter: 72 hours of beligerant drinking in beautiful weather without having work, school, or parents to worry about. Because of that trip I wasn't able to get the last scheduled update out Sunday night, so you're gettin it now whether you're hungry or not. While the 6 hour drive down to Carbondale isn't necessarily a roadtrip, it can definately be considered one in my mind. Throw in the realm of digital cameras and how we took nearly 20 delicious, real-live mullet pictures at random-ass gas stations in central Illinois and it's arguably considered a roadtrip. Throw in the fact that two of those gas stations just coincidentally happened to have two transvestites as their cashiers and you've got yourself one helluva roadtrip story. Now I know for a fact that all of you have excursioned somewhere in some shitbomb of a car to the other end of our great nation for Mardi Gras or something, so speak with your hands and tell us about it! It doesn't have to be long, just keep the good stuff and shave off the rest. Everyone will enjoy it then since they all seem to be cuttin carbs anyway.
As I spend more and more of my precious time here in this virtual world otherwise known as the Internet, I tend to find myself finding the craziest, oddest stuff that I never even know existed. For instance according to BBC Online this morning, some freaky Indian lady gave birth to a frog. Yep, that's right a frog. They're those little green fuckers that like to hop around and what not and eat the occasional fly. How this woman gave birth to a frog is completely beyond me, although I'm only a senior at a four-year university so what do I know. Come to think of it I only got a B in biology last year so that explains it. Flash games are another vice of mine that really has come on recently; I never had the patience nor interest in playin 'em but now I've realized what I've been missing. In fact, I've been bookmarking and compiling all my favorite ones so in a few days they'll all be organized in their own content area for all of you to enjoy. I've also been compiling some sweet, hilarious movies that I'll be constantly adding to our movies section over on the left; these you simply cannot miss. Finally, the video game reviews will be up shortly; they've been cooking for a while and are just about done for the big unveiling. While you wait be sure to check out the other endless amounts of content we have to offer; and be sure to register in our forums so you can get even more out of your College Downtime experience! Oh, and don't be that guy.
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