Susan Ward and Brazilian Prison Riots
Written by Raffman - June 2nd, 2004

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Sorry guys, Susan Ward is taken. No, not by me although I'm sure that's what you all assumed. Our friends over at Babes and Stuff recently turned 1 year old, and to celebrate they've added a ton of new content, interviews, contests, and most importantly, more girls. They definately have a few inside connections if you know what I mean considering how they've scored interviews with the likes of Susan Ward; not to mention just about every pornstar known to man. The BAS staff have quite a site and I recommend you check it out; you won't regret it.

Speaking of gorgeous women you can't go wrong with Brazil. Well, yeah you can. Come to think of it the only good thing about the South American country is the women. The economy is squarely in the shitter, they've gone through something like 5 or 6 presidents in the last two years alone, and some of the cities are run completely by the local gangs. A few weeks back I saw online that a gang had broken into Brazil's largest Air Force base and took everything and anything they wanted, including weapons, ammunition, the latest edition of the Brazilian Playboy, you name it. Then tonight I see on CNN that there's been a huge prison riot killing dozens upon dozens of inmates, with the government doing nothing about it. Even sweeter, 146 inmates have escaped from the prison and are now fuckin' free. Now that's reassuring isn't it?

Even though it's June I'm already planning my last and final Spring Break trip for next March, seeing that I graduate (tear) this year. Rio de Janeiro was tops on my list but it's really startin to fade due to recent events. Rio is home to some of the best fuckin beaches, nightlife and women, but is it really worth it? As long as my hotel ain't next to no brazilian pound-me-in-the-ass prison or any military bases I think I'll be ok. Then there's the fuckin Anacondas, but I wasn't plannin on swimming in any jungle rivers, even if J-Lo is and she's completely naked.

The funny pictures has been hit hard, with over 20 new hilarious fuckin photos added by users like you within the last twelve hours alone! Some hysterical new sex moves have been added today as well, like the Ninja Flip-Kick, the Reverse Ninja Flip-Kick, the Necktie, the Paul Bunyan, and more. If you've got funny pictures, jokes, sex moves, drunk stories, cool party ideas, awesome new drink ideas or new drinking games we want them, so add them you fool! All the new content areas mentioned in the past updates are nearing completion and will be up shortly; I'm really excited about them and I think you will be too!

I want to share the latest Drunk Story that was submitted by "RFC", it's a quality read and just further proof as to how much fun the effects of alcohol can be! Check it out here.

Check out all the other hysterical Drunk Stories that have been submitted already! Got one from last night or from last weekend? Then add it HERE today! Keep adding content and be sure to keep stopping in every day to see all the new stuff b/c every minute something is new! Keep it real and I'll catch ya on the sober side. Maybe.

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