Behind the Proverbial Wheel of Mediocrity
Written by Raffman - July 17th, 2004
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When your email address and contact info is posted on over 15,000 webpages that get exposure to 25,000 people every day,
you're bound to get a few douchebags who love telling you you're mediocre. Take Jerkoff number 1 for
example, who just happened to kick-off our Mailbox section with this thoughtful email reminding me about the
dangers of contractions, repetitiveness, and last but not least, spelling. Take a look at his email and be sure to send him a nice Thank You
letter; you'll easily find his email address all over the page, probably in big, bold, white font. On a brighter side our latest Music
Review is up, this one on Incubus' latest album, "A Crow Left of the Murder". Whether you love
Incubus or can't stand them, check out the review and leave your comments here. If you haven't read our Anchorman review yet, you can check it out by clicking here. For those of you who are still
laughing at the Simpson sisters from our last update, this site is a must-click! It's called
the "Jessica Simpson-izer", and if this doesn't keep you laughing then you need serious help.After lying over receiving insider stock information, Martha Stewart's fat ass has landed in jail. Despite the 5 month prison sentence, which her broker received as well, Stewart still remained strong, “I’ll be back. I will be back. Whatever I have to do in the next few months, I hope the months go by quickly. I’m used to all kinds of hard work, as you know, and I’m not afraid.� (MSNBC.com) Anything in that quote make you smile? The phrase, "I'm used to all kinds of hard work", did it for me. Yeah Martha, you better be ready for some hard work because those butch, prison chicks are going to make you their personal 5-month bitch. Maybe you should have spent some of the money you got from lying on some self-defense classes instead of that new towel line? Now you know that crying won't get you out of trouble; that just makes you look even more guilty.
This Tuesday morning, July 20th, the College Downtime staff will be heading south for the week to El Riu Caribe Hotel in Cancun, Mexico until the 27th. The next few days we will be working as hard as possible to bring you as much content and delicious goodness as we can before we depart. We will have Internet access south of the border, so we will try and bring you some updates live from Margaritaville when we can. That means we will also be checking our email, but please don't expect an immediate response as we are on vacation for Pete's sake. If you do expect a response, at least don't expect a sober response because ten times out of ten you won't get one. Our digital cameras will be with us the entire time, so the entire trip will be documented for all to see. Hope you enjoy the grand opening to our Mailbox section and our latest Music Review; until tomorrow, keep it real. And when in doubt, knock it out!
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